The most freakin' hilarious SoaP casting auditions!

You wanna hear the motherfuckin' line, punk? You got the line.

Also, I forgot to mention a long while ago that I a) watched PotC, 2) loved Davy Jones and tia Dalma, 3) totally preferred skeletons to sea-people, 4) thought the fight scenes were a bit ridiculous and long and 5) agree with this ( Read more... )

Bwah. People-not-here are watching Snakes on a Plane and squeeing themselves silly with glee.

If you are planning on watching it*, you may want to read this audience participation script first.

Damn my being in a country where none of these cinematic experiences will ever happen. I want to shout with glee along with the other viewers when ( Read more... )